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“I know,” she replies - proving once again that vanity is a lion’s favorite sin.

Perhaps the most Leo moment comes as she leads a blonde bro towards a fated hookup. Played by Alexa Demie, she doesn’t shy away from a high ponytail or a low neckline - and she ain’t afraid to ask her friends about the normalcy of her nipples. Who but a limelight-loving Leo has vengeance sex in a pool while an audience of cell phones records the act? Enter our girl Maddy, who doesn’t mind who’s watching so long as someone actually is.

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Actress Sydney Sweeney portrays the tear-dropping, love-craving Cancer, Cassie Howard HBO She didn’t like to be alone.” Cancers crave companionship at all costs and, with the intimation of a romance brewing between her and supervillain Nate ( Jacob Elordi), it seems the stakes have never been higher. Whether they were smart or stupid or sweet or cruel, it didn’t matter. As Rue explains: “She fell in love with every guy she ever dated. Beautiful, delusional, romantic and prone to tears, she represents the wateriest of water signs. Played by Sydney Sweeney, Cassie is the human equivalent of a Lana Del Rey song and a clear and classic Cancer. Colman Domingo plays Gemini mentor Ali in HBO’s “Euphoria.” HBO Cancer: Cassie Ruled by Mercury, planet of communication, Geminis learn and live through language, a fact proven by this pancake-loving luminary.

In Ali, played by Colman Domingo, this quality manifests as an ability to see through Rue (series star Zendaya) while encouraging her to see the other side of her own story and the harm and projection she has dealt onto others - notably Gia (Storm Reid), her long-suffering kid sister, and Jules (Hunter Schafer). They are masters of spinning tales and stretching truths, so it is hard to get one over on a Gemini, barring you can hold their attention. While Aquarius buries or obscures their duality, Gemini holds the disparate pieces of themselves together in the same chaotic clutch. Actress Barbie Ferreria plays Taurus Kat Hernandez HBO Gemini: AliĪ man of two names and unparalleled soliloquies, Ali is a full-tilt Gemini. Taurus honorable mention goes to our boy Fez, who proves his bull nature through unwavering loyalty, preference for loose garments and a voice like how weed would sound if weed could actually talk. Turning sex into bitcoin and bitcoin into a new wardrobe all while making your fortune from the comfort of your own bedroom? Those are what Taurus dreams are made of, my friends. Enter Kat, played by Barbie Ferreira, who - in addition to excelling in the very Venusian niche of writing smut-forward fan fiction - managed to turn a sex scandal into a power-play and pay-for-punishment empire. Taurus is ruled by Venus, planet of aesthetics, pleasure and possessions. Kathrine Narducci plays absolute gangster and apex Aries Marie O’Neill. The unlikely hero theme continues with Marie’s adoption of Ashtray (Javon Walton), a toddler left as drug collateral and taken in like family.Īries honorable mention goes to Ansel Pierce - a k a the full-frontal toilet guy from the Season 2 premiere - for his boldness in pursuit of taking care of business. Known for their prodigious tempers, Aries is also remarkably valiant they won’t abide bullying or the abuse of power - just ask the twin bullet holes she left in Fez’s dad’s thighs. Delivering justice with the swing of a crowbar and impulse without apology, Marie exhibits hallmarks of the fiercest of fire signs. Played by Kathrine Narducci, Marie is Fez’s (ginger dreamboat Angus Cloud) Grandma - and Aries energy personified. Marie O’Neill is coming in hot in the season premiere with a 24K manicure, revolver in hand and a vanity plate that reads KITTY. To celebrate, we’re providing a rundown of the cast as the zodiac signs they embody.

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“Euphoria” - the acclaimed HBO series that shows Gen Z high schoolers living in a well-soundtracked purgatory of drug use, fledgling relationships, face glitter, full-frontal male nudity and other aspirational aesthetics - is back with Season 2. Which ‘Idol’ character are you, based on your zodiac sign?

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